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Round One Results: Draw

2012-01-24
Drawing, Status

Started reading “Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain.”  There’s a lot of bullshit and pseudoscience, but there are solid points in it.  As part of the recommended exercises, they say that the reader should draw three items before doing any of the lessons.  This helps establish a baseline against which to compare.  This is one of the good ideas.  The first items I drew were as suggested: a self portrait in a mirror, a person from memory, and my hand.  I will not upload the person for both confidentiality’s sake and because it is terrible.

First illustration of the year.

Self-Portrait

My Left Hand

I use this to touch myself.

Status:

  • Math problems: 10/1000 [Behind by 151]
  • Drawings: 3/100 [Behind by 4]
  • Games: 0/6 [Not behind yet!]

Cat Pictures

2012-01-21
Status

Someone told me today, “Fuck your blog.  It needs more pictures of cats.”

Brilliant!

CatBrofist

Respek

LOOK AT IT

Kitties!

 

Progress: 9/1000 problems.  I expected to hit 150 today.  Let’s see what can happen tonight.

Hummus

2012-01-12
Math, Rant, Status

Hummus is Mad Delicious and Crazy Easy

  • 1 Can of Garbanzo Beans
  • 4 TBSP Lemon Juice
  • 2 TBSP Tahini
  • 2-4 Cloves Garlic, minimum
  • 2 TBSP Olive Oil
  • 1 TSP Salt

Open and drain garbanzo beans. Do not rinse.
Add everything to the food processor and maul that shit.
Chill like a motherfucker. Tell your hummus, “Bitch, be cool.”
Eat with pita bread.

Hummus was invented in the year 2525 by the Norse god Odin.  He traveled through time to the Mediterranean and, seeing the absence of snow, decided the local population didn’t have nearly enough salt in its diet.  Garlic hummus wasn’t invented until several seconds after the introduction of regular hummus.  Historians believe the modification stemmed from plain hummus’ inability to put hair on your eyeballs.  Immediately, hummus spread across the entire planet and was eaten by everyone forever.  The end.

Auxiliary status update: Behind schedule.  7/1000 Math.